Xbox 360 Review: Portal (A small part of The Orange Box)

Dear Portal,

Let me just get right to the point.  Will you marry me?  I know I’ve only known you for like 2 or 2 ½ hours, but I know that I love you so much that I’ll never get tired of you.  You are easily the most innovative game of the year.  You’re extremely funny, and you only get funnier the more I know you.  Your game play is easy to pick up and play and easy to understand, you just shoot a blue portal in one place, then an orange portal in a different place. Then when you walk through one portal, you walk out the other one.  It doesn’t get much simpler than that, but you still make it so fresh, introducing all sorts of new twists as you play.  My only issue with you is I wish you were a little longer.  And that’s only because I crave more of you to love.  So let’s get married, have a baby and we’ll watch it grow into the greatest game of all time.

Love,

Every Gamer

9/10 (Would have been a 10/10 if it was longer) 

Newgrounds has a pretty awesome 2d version of Portal available for free HERE (Opens in a new window)

Mahalo,

Raul Duke