So yeah, I'm back. Actually, I've been back from Europe (awesomeness) for almost 3 weeks, but have been swamped at work. A few things have changed since I left. Here are a few highlights:
Radiohead released another amazing record. (Surprised?) Full Review once Disc 2 hits.
The best music site in the world was shut down by pigs. Long live Oink
People still like Saw movies
A bunch of writers are on strike
Bee Movie's obnoxious marketing campaign deflated its box office
Raul Duke moved to S. Florida so that he can disagree with Sauer in person.
Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is great. Review for that once I finish it.
Duke and I have been offered writing jobs. Not joking.
and well that's about it... so what awful films are coming out this week?
 39% P2 - here we go, a thriller that takes place in a parking garage. Let me guess, someone gets killed by the tire spikes?
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27% Lions for Lambs - lots of talent in this film, too bad its wasted on talking about the war. How many Iraq films do we need in one year? According to the Box Office turnout, Zero.
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25% Fred Claus as Duke said "They haven't made this movie before" countered by "I heard Tim Allen makes a cameo."
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 Lake Dead - Isn't it cheaper just to release stuff like this straight to DVD? I mean does anyone know what the hell this is?Halloween was last week guys. Great timing.
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