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June 2007 - Posts

  • Guitar Hero Rocks the 80s full tracklist revealed.

     

    Sure, the tracklist has some great names/songs. What's not great is the retail price of 49.99. How desperate do they think we are? (I'll probably still buy it)

    • Caught in a Mosh (as made famous by Anthrax)
    • Balls to the Wall (as made famous by Accept)
    • Electric Eye (by Judas Priest)
    • Los Angeles (as made famous by X)
    • Police Truck (as made famous by Dead Kennedys)
    • We Got the Beat (as made famous by The Go Go's)
    • (I Think I'm) Turning Japanese (as made famous by Vapors)
    • Seventeen (as made famous by Winger)
    • Because, it's Midnite (by Limozeen)
    • Hold On Loosely (as made famous by .38 Special)
    • No One Like You (as made famous by Scorpions)
    • Only a Lad (as made famous by Oingo Boingo)
    • Ballroom Blitz (as made famous by Krokus)
    • The Warrior (by Scandal)
    • What I Like About You (as made famous by The Romantics)
    • Wrath Child (as made famous by Iron Maiden)
    • I Wanna Rock (by Twisted Sister)
    • I Ran (by Flock of Seagulls)
    • Round and Round (as made famous by Ratt)
    • Metal Health (as made famous by Quiet Riot)
    • Holy Diver (as made famous by Dio)
    • Heat Of The Moment (as made famous by Asia)
    • Radar Love (as made famous by White Lion)
    • 18 and Life (as made famous by Skid Row)
    • Bathroom Wall (as made famous by Faster Pussycat)
    • Lonely is the Night (as made famous by Billy Squier)
    • Nothing But a Good Time (as made famous by Poison)
    • Play With Me (as made famous by Extreme)
    • Shaken (as made famous by Eddie Money)
    • Synchronicity II (as made famous by The Police)
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    Posted Jun 29 2007, 12:05 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • Weekend Movies 06/28/07

    It's almost June and updates continue to trickle out. Sorry guys, I'll try harder next month. I promise. So WTF is opening this weekend?

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    Posted Jun 29 2007, 11:57 AM by sauer with no comments
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  • OK Computer Turns 10

    Tomorrow, June 16th 2007 will mark the 10 year anniversary of one of the best records of all time. OK Computer not only changed music, it created a new standard in alternative rock. It made producer Nigel Godrich a household name (in cool houses,anyway) and eventually created the band Coldplay and many other sound-a-likes.

    Looking back, it's hard to imagine how dull the alternative scene had become at that time. Countless grunge bands (Nirvana/Pearl Jam sound-a-likes) were running out of material while rap-rock and teen-pop was slowly taking over the air waves. While Radiohead's OK Computer was never considered a HUGE commercial success, word of mouth and critical praise helped spread a mutual respect among several age groups. Eventually forming one of the biggest cult followings in music. In particular in the UK where OK Computer has been listed as the best record of all time on several critic's list. OK Computer has inspired millions, and will continue to in art and music.

    The album came to me as a free promo at the music store I worked at. I grabbed it, but threw it in a stack of "who cares" CDs. A few months later I heard Paranoid Android for the first time, I was a freshman in college. I was instantly hooked, and have been ever since. It may sound cliche, but OK Computer changed my life, and the way I feel and listen to music in general. It has never traveled far from my CD player, and has resulted in too many memories to count. So Happy Birthday OK Computer! Thanks for the all the times you've been there for me.

    -Sauer

    10/10 - does this thing go to 11?

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    Posted Jun 15 2007, 07:07 PM by sauer with 1 comment(s)
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  • Weekend Movies 06/15/07

    ROTTEN: 53%53% Nancy Drew - Do teenage girls even care about Nancy Drew? I guess we'll find out.

    ROTTEN: 50%50% DOA: Dead or Alive - Boobs and Kung Fu. That pretty much sums it up.

    ROTTEN: 27%27% Fantastic Four: Rise of the ...T-1000? Anyone else think the Silver Surfer should be chasing Arnold? It's pretty amazing that they screwed this up again. I heard Galactis looks like an extra from Twister.

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    Posted Jun 15 2007, 12:06 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • Devendra Banhart reveals New tracks on Myspace, is also a lunatic.

    Not much to say here, but just look at those track names. I love this guy. (In a freak-folk kind of way) 

    Dear Freinds! its a beautiful day in California , we began Mixing the record today, lets see....... its about 16 songs, some very unexpected guests , the main band is Me, Noah, Luckey, Pete, Greg, and Andy, Rodrigo will be playin some shows here and there with us until duty with Los Hermanos beckons and/or the Saudade kicks in.

    no titles yet , but tentative who knows Maybes are:
    Milk the wind
    Shes a hot dog
    Mountaneous Confunktion
    Greatest Hits
    Hubba Hubba Planet
    Electric Pizza Cops
    Foreskin Sword (what it is & how to use it)
    Mama, mujhe mall se jeans lenee hai
    Porkin' the broken Knee (Electroxtensial chop!)
    Who is Kadamon?
    The Burnt Frizbee
    Abhor the coagulator (1964 version)
    Koala Mans Return to Pineapple temple
    ihop ihop
    Bacchanalian Beat Box
    Thrice the phat Magus
    Gaga blood & the balls of .......
    Rich Gals Shampoo n' Conditioner Blues
    Talkin Weleda Haushka Bronners Blues
    Military Massengill
    Cyber Christ and the Gnostic Titi-Slap part deux
    you who are familiar with grandmas Hyacinth
    ......... ................ ............. ......... ............ ........ ..........
    thats about it right now ! we are just starting to mix today , we will keep ya posted as new ones arise!
    on and Onward and Love Above All!
    oh , i almost forgot, we still dont have a band name, at least not one thats made it past a couple shows, if anyone has a suggestion , we would LOVE to try it out!

    Stolen from Pitchfork

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    Posted Jun 15 2007, 11:31 AM by sauer with 7 comment(s)
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  • Jack White took a giant turd and named it Icky Thump

     You know, I don't really expect much from the White Stripes, but I do look forward to listening to new music. At one point in time The Whits Stripes were a good stripped down garage blues band. Even after the MTV success, Elephant wasn't all that awful. Then Jack White started dating movie stars, buying historic mansions in Detroit, and dresssing like a funeral director. The last album was bad, but Icky Thump is awful. Need proof? Look no further then Conquest. Which seems to be more of a parody then a real song. It's a cross between a Spinal Tap's Stonehenge and something out of a Conan movie. The entrie album is filled with plenty of stupidity. The track St. Andrew is filled with enough "La-de-dah"'s to make a Hobbit cringe. Seriously,  what were they thinking?

    3/10

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    Posted Jun 07 2007, 05:00 PM by sauer with 4 comment(s)
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  • Weekend Movies 06/01/07

     It's June! Hoping the lack of posts will end soon. We had a total of 6 last month!! That's pretty pathetic. We'll happy half year to everyone, another 6 months till 2008. So what is opening this week that I won't see in theaters?

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    Posted Jun 01 2007, 11:22 AM by sauer with 1 comment(s)
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