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  • Xbox 360 Review: Crackdown

    Crackdown 

    When I first heard that Crackdown was being coupled with the Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta, I assumed that Crackdown was going to be a crappy game that Microsoft really wanted to make a quick buck on.  I was stunningly wrong. Crackdown joins Halo and Gears of War as top tier first party games certain to sell systems and garner some incredible sequels.

     

    Crackdown draws comparisons to Grand Theft Auto, but the similarities are superficial.  Both games take place in huge highly populated open ended environments and both games encourage you to create havoc on a grand scale.  That’s about all they have in common.  In Crackdown, you take control of a genetically enhanced Agent who is tasked with exterminating the city of three gangs.  Each gang has a kingpin and 7 underlings who control certain aspects of organized crime. As you defeat the underlings, the kingpin is weakened in a certain way; for example when you defeat the underling who’s in charge of recruitment, the number of thugs protecting the kingpin in reduced. By the time you defeat all the underlings, the kingpin falls quite easily and it’s time to move to the next gang. Defeating gangs and kingpins is not the main draw to this game; in fact I stumbled into the gang lairs accidentally about 80% of the time.  The real draw to this game is the powers. Oh the Powers!

     

    In the beginning of the game, your agent is relatively normal. He can jump a bit higher than a regular human, but nothing astounding.  However that changes rapidly as you begin orb hunting. There are 500 Agility Orbs (And 500 Hidden Orbs) to collect in the game. These are scattered all throughout the environment on the tops of buildings, billboards, radio antennas, water towers and a myriad of other places.  You soon realize that the game is designed more vertically than horizontally.  Every single building in the game is climbable and you’ll find that hopping from rooftop to rooftop searching for orbs is one of the most addicting aspects to any game you’ll ever play. As you collect more and more orbs, your agent begins to jump higher and run faster until you’re jumping 40 feet from a stand still and running fast enough to keep up with cars on the highway.  This same leveling up mechanic extends to your skill with firearms, explosives, driving and strength.  The way to level up these is by simply doing what you want. In order to level up your firearms, all you need to do is kill gang members with firearms. Same with explosives.  To level up strength, just punch and kick your way through a gang or two, or throw cars and dumpsters into crowds of baddies.  Soon you’ll be lifting objects weighing a couple tons and tossing them hundreds of feet.

     

    Crackdown encourages you to do crazy things by offering the best achievements to date.  Things like climbing the tallest building in the game (no easy task) will earn you an achievement boosting that Gamerscore (A.K.A. E-Dick) and boosting your agility. Jumping off that same building into the water below (also no easy task) will get you another achievement. Other achievements include keeping a body in the air for over 10 seconds with explosives, creating 100 explosions in 60 seconds, throwing an object other than a grenade over 150 feet, running over 150 gang members in a car and many more.  Crackdown is the first game I’ve played which I will try to earn each achievement and feel a great sense of accomplishment. 

     

    Another fantastic aspect of Crackdown is the multi player experience. Friends can hop in and out of games seamlessly and having two agents in the same world is something special. Tossing a car back and forth between rooftops, Teen Wolf style car surfing and setting up ramps for one another to drive the agency super-cars off never seems to get old.  Plus, the orbs in the game are available to both players, so there is no fighting over who gets what. Going head to head with another agent is also quite a bit of fun.

     

    Crackdown is not a perfect game by any means.  The cell shaded graphics are solid but not spectacular with the exception of the explosions which are beautiful. The audio is surprisingly sparse and you'll hear the same 20 phrases over and over from citizens. The announcer is also cringe-worthy.  Defeating the gangs only takes 5 or 6 hours, and once you defeat them, there are just not many people to fight.  Leveling up your character will take longer, but once your character is fully leveled up and the gangs are defeated, there’s not much to do aside from collecting orbs and chasing achievements.  The driving in the game is also pretty bad. The only cars worth driving are the agency super cars (which level up as your driving skills level up) and some of the sports cars.  The other cars drive like they’re stuck in quicksand.  Thankfully, it’s much more fun to just jump from rooftop to rooftop to get where you’re going.

     

    If you own a 360, do yourself a favor and at least rent this game.  If you’re a Halo fan, go ahead and buy Crackdown and get your early ticket to Halo 3 then kill some time in the wonderful world of Crackdown.

     

     8.2/10

     

    Mahalo,


    Duke

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    Posted Feb 28 2007, 05:32 PM by Raul Duke with 2 comment(s)
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  • The Box 02/23-02/25/07

     

    1. Ghost Rider $ 19.7 Million $ 78.7 Million
    2. The Number 23 $ 15.1 Million NEW
    3. Bridge to Terabithia $ 13.6 Million $ 46.2 Million
    4. Reno 911! Miami $ 10.4 Million NEW
    5. Norbit $ 9.7 Million $ 74.7 Million
    6. Music and Lyrics $ 8 Million $ 32.1 Million
    7. Breach $ 6.2 Million $ 20.5 Million
    8. Daddy's Little Girls $ 5.3 Million $ 25.6 Million
    9. The Astronaut Farmer $ 4.5 Million NEW
    10. Amazing Grace $ 4.3 Million NEW

    That movie with Nick Cage as a flaming motorbike rider cleaned up once again this weekend. While films about space farmers tanked. What is this world coming too? I can't say I'm eager to see any of the films on the top 10. This changes next weekend with the release of Zodiac, the next Fincher film. I wonder what the twist will be. 

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    Posted Feb 26 2007, 10:29 AM by sauer with no comments
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  • Oscar talkback...

    Just wanted to say a few things. 

    WTF, Pan's Labyrinth won a ton of tech awards but can't pick up the win for best foregin film!!!!!!!!!!!! WEAK.

    So much for Eddie's comeback. I knew Norbit would come back to haunt him. I haven't seen Dreamgirls, but I can tell you Alan Arkin was no Mark Wahlberg. I guess there is always one upset, and this was it.

    Everything else seemed to go as planned. Departed deserved every award it won.

    and that's all I have to say about that.
     

     

     

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    Posted Feb 26 2007, 10:12 AM by sauer with 6 comment(s)
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  • Weekend Movies 02/23/2007

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    Posted Feb 23 2007, 11:30 AM by sauer with no comments
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  • This week in music 02/21/2007

    A few gems hit this week that make up for the complete lack of releases last week. Without further ado.

    My pick of the week goes to:

     

    Field Music - Tones of Town

    Easily one of the smartest albums I've heard all year. Tones of Town is a pop record with brains. Complex and simple at the same time, Field Music comes off as a pop version of post-punk pioneer Wire.  The album is quick, tight and, at first, a bit challenging. Everything feels so precise and angular that it's almost harsh. Yet the sweet dual vocals and chords pack plenty of passionate hooks. Due to it's complexity, Tones of Town almost demands repeat listens, and with a 30 minute run time it won't be too taxing. The writing and production are at the same perfection level, not one note is out of place or wasted. I found the album to be absolutely refreshing. Just when you think you've heard everything the genre has to offer,  Field Music's Tones of Town comes out as an indie pop breakthrough.

    8.8/10.0

     
    Also this week:


    Explosions in the Sky - All of the Sudden I Miss Everyone.

    Personally, I'm not really into minimalist post rock, but co-writer Raul Duke is, so I'll let him tell you about it...

    Explosions in the Sky should solidify their stance as one of the best "Post
    Rock" bands putting out music with a nearly perfect release. All of a Sudden
    I Miss Everyone is packed with eerie minimalistic lulls that transform into
    dizzying crescendos before crashing back down.  Listening to this album is
    like emerging from a bunker after the apocalypse and wandering around
    searching for signs of life.  The third track alone (It's Natural to be
    Afraid) is worth the price of admission. This is easily my favorite album of
    the year and is certain to remain in my top 3 of 2007.

    9.5/10

    Raul Duke 

    Sauer: Wow, strong words in deed. I'll have to give this one a little more of my time.

     

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    Posted Feb 22 2007, 08:58 PM by sauer with 6 comment(s)
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  • DVD Quickie: Half Nelson

    Just when you think the entire "Inspirational Inner-city Teacher/Student" film genre has hopped on it's last leg, Ryan Fleck's Half Nelson appears to revitalize it. In this case it's not only the student, but also the teacher reaching a turning point in their life.  Ryan Gosling plays a teacher with a cocaine addiction, that is walking a thin line of losing everything, while Shareeka Epps plays the student facing a difficult crossroads herself. What plays out is an interesting character study mixed with political poignancy about how great change and history happens.

    You may or may not be overblown by the story, but one thing that everyone will notice is the outstanding performances. Gosling and Epps are fantastic in this film, and it's their strong performances that really carry this film to great heights. Gosling's oscar nom is well deserved. So make sure to check this little film out when you have a chance, it may be light on structure but it's full of heart. The kick ass, mostly Broken Social Scene, soundtrack helps too.

    8.2/10.0  

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    Posted Feb 20 2007, 11:39 AM by sauer with no comments
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  • The Box 02/16-02/19/07

    1. Ghost Rider$ 44.5 MillionNEW
    2. Bridge to Terabithia$ 22.1 MillionNEW
    3. Norbit$ 16.8 Million$ 58.9 Million
    4. Music and Lyrics$ 14 Million$ 19.5 Million
    5. Daddy's Little Girls$ 12.1 Million$ 17.8 Million
    6. Breach$ 10.4 MillionNEW
    7. Hannibal Rising$ 5.5 Million$ 22.1 Million
    8. Because I Said So$ 4.9 Million$ 33.2 Million
    9. The Messengers$ 3.8 Million$ 30.5 Million
    10. Night at the Museum$ 3.7 Million$ 237.3 Million

    Holy Hellfire, Ghost Rider cleaned up this weekend. I just don't understand it, the trailer for this film made my expectations lower on each viewing. I guess this is good news for comic book movies, just not the greatest news for good movies in general.

    Bridge of Terabithia did ok, but nowhere near Narnia levels. It think it might have something to do with the almost total lack of marketing the film received. Norbit continued to creep towards 100 million, while Murphy's chances of winning an Oscar this Sunday seemed bright. Music and Lyrics didn't score very well considering it was the only rom-com around on Valentine's Day. Good job guys, keep up the good work.

    Next week we see Jim Carrey staring in a mystery suspense film about the number 23. Wow, that sure is a scary number!!. We also get a film starring Billy Bob about a farmer with a rocketship....umm..interesting? Finally we get to see how few people actually watch Reno 911, when the film comes out and most likely tanks. You heard it hear first. In the meantime, go rent a Oscar film, they are all out this week on DVD in support of the big day Sunday.

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    Posted Feb 20 2007, 11:27 AM by sauer with 3 comment(s)
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  • Weekend Movies 02/15/07

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    Posted Feb 16 2007, 11:24 AM by sauer with no comments
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  • Wilco reveal Sky Blue Sky tracklist

     

    It's been a pretty slow news week, but at last a tidbit I'm excited about. The new Wilco album is due in May, and is easily my most anticipated album of the year. Can Tweedy and the gang release another classic?  

    Sky Blue Sky tracklist:

    01 Either Way
    02 You Are My Face
    03 Impossible Germany
    04 Sky Blue Sky
    05 Side With the Seeds
    06 Shake It Off
    07 Please Be Patient With Me
    08 Hate It Here
    09 Leave Me (Like You Found Me)
    10 Walken
    11 What Light
    12 On and On and On

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    Posted Feb 15 2007, 12:42 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • Weekend Box Office 02/09-02/11/07

    1. Norbit$ 33.7 MillionNEW
    2. Hannibal Rising$ 13.4 MillionNEW
    3. Because I Said So$ 9 Million$ 25.6 Million
    4. The Messengers$ 7.2 Million$ 24.7 Million
    5. Night at the Museum$ 5.8 Million$ 232.1 Million
    6. Epic Movie$ 4.5 Million$ 35.5 Million
    7. Smokin' Aces$ 3.8 Million$ 30.8 Million
    8. Pan's Labyrinth$ 3.5 Million$ 26.6 Million
    9. Dreamgirls$ 3.1 Million$ 97.1 Million
    10. The Queen$ 2.5 Million$ 49 Million

    As I perdicted, Norbit was king (or queen?) of the box office this weekend, with the biggest opening so far this year. It cleary seems that America's taste in movies has very little to do with critical acclaim. As the top 7 movies have ALL been panned by critics nationwide.

    Despite this, somehow Pan's Labyrinth continues to be in the top 10, which is great news for indie and spanish films in general. Looking forward to Del Toro's speech on Oscar night.

    Next week a slew of new movies comes out, including Ghost Rider, which looks like a complete mess in the previews. Nick Cage, why?

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    Posted Feb 12 2007, 11:13 AM by sauer with 3 comment(s)
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  • Weekend Movies 02/09/07

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    Posted Feb 09 2007, 11:05 AM by sauer with 4 comment(s)
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  • This Week's Music 02/06/2007

    Let's see what we have this week...

     

     

    Sondre Lerche - Phantom Punch 

    Sondre has done folk, lounge jazz, and now has his sights on punchy modern rock. Taking heavy influence from early Costello (which he just toured with), or maybe new Ted Leo recordings. Lerche along with his merry men (The Faces Down) score with a mix of strong vocals, loud guitars, and excellent lyrics. Phantom does very little new, but what it lacks in originality it makes up for in consistency. Make this another solid record from the Norwegian singer-songwriter. 7.9/10 - Watch  the video for the title track "Phantom Punch" HERE

     

     Peter, Bjorn, and John - Writer's Block (US Release)

    If you haven't heard this Swedish little pop-gem yet, then you should make the effort to do so now. The US version comes with extra bonus tracks, including a remix of my favorite single of 2006, Young Folks. The album may have a few misses, but the hits will keep you humming to yourself for weeks.   8.5/10 Watch the amazing video for Young Folks HERE

    Albums I could care less about:

    Bloc Party - A Weekend in The City. - I hope these guys fall off the planet real soon. 

    Fall Out Boy -  Infinity on High - It's amazing how things change in  mainstream rock . How on earth did we get to this? I still blame Green Day - Dookie, but Blink 182's Enema of The State did plenty of damage to America's taste in pop-punk as well.

    Albums I haven't heard (but want to)

    Apples in Stereo - New Magnetic Wonder - I've heard good things, just haven't given it the time.  

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    Posted Feb 07 2007, 10:12 PM by sauer with 2 comment(s)
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  • Xbox 360 Review: Condemned Criminal Origins

    Condemned

     

    Condemned: Criminal Origins places you in the role of an FBI agent who is in the midst of being framed for murder.  A Serial Killer is loose and pinning his killings on you, while the city is falling apart and filling up with drug crazed maniacs who want nothing more than to kill something.

     

    Condemned is a pretty standard first person survival horror game.  You are armed with a Taser, a flashlight that’s none too trusty and any weapon you can get your hands on.  The biggest draw to the game is the sheer number of melee weapons you can grab, everything from 2x4s with nails, locker doors, gas pipes, fire axes, sledgehammers and so many more. Each weapon has its own unique attributes such as speed, damage, reach and blocking ability.  I found myself eschewing the guns for other weapons more often than not since there is no reloading of weapons, and they almost never have more than a couple rounds.

     

    The story is pretty solid and the voice acting is decent as well.  Atmosphere is where Condemned really shines.  The graphics are quite impressive, the sounds are subtle and well done and the lighting is perfect.  The game is quite creepy, along the lines of Silent Hill. It’s hard not to grip the controller very tight throughout many of the areas in the game. There are very few cheap jump-shock moments, but the game is quite frightening at times.

     

    The biggest complaint I have with Condemned is the fact that it’s a bit of a one-trick pony.  There’s no new ground broken in the game, and the game play mechanics don’t change from the very beginning of the game.  It’s generally just wandering around a very dark environment, killing enemies and finding tools to open the next area.  Still, this is the first game that really had me feeling uneasy since playing through the Silent Hill series. It’s a short game and since it was a launch title, it’s easy to find rather cheap.  Turn off the lights, turn up the sound and enjoy being scared for a few hours.

     

    7.0/10

     

    Mahalo,


    Duke

     

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    Posted Feb 05 2007, 09:00 PM by Raul Duke with no comments
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  • Weekend Box Office 02/02-04/07

    1. The Messengers$ 14.5 MillionNEW
    2. Because I Said So$ 13 MillionNEW
    3. Epic Movie$ 8.2 Million$ 29.4 Million
    4. Night at the Museum$ 6.8 Million$ 225.4 Million
    5. Smokin' Aces$ 6.3 Million$ 25 Million
    6. Stomp the Yard$ 4.2 Million$ 56 Million
    7. Dreamgirls$ 4 Million$ 92.8 Million
    8. Pan's Labyrinth$ 3.7 Million$ 21.7 Million
    9. The Pursuit of...$ 3.1 Million$ 157.4 Million
    10. The Queen$ 2.7 Million$ 45.5 Million

    America must have been desperate for a scary movie this weekend, as the low budget-light on originality, 'The Messengers" opened at #1. Meanwhile a decent amount of movie-goers were interested in How Annie Hall got her Groove Back. It makes me wonder just who went to these movies. I wonder how many of them vote in the People's Choice Awards..hmm..

     

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    Posted Feb 05 2007, 06:33 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • Book Review: Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (Author of Everything is Illuminated)

    Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

    Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close is the story of nine year old Oskar Schell’s journey through New York to find the lock that fits a mysterious key found in his father’s closet after his death on September 11th.  It is a beautifully written, poignant and often hilarious story crafted in the aftermath of one of America’s biggest tragedies.  

     

    Oskar has only a single clue to help him along his journey, the word Black written on the key’s envelope.  He begins this impossible task by figuring out that there are about 16 million locks in New York and deciding he’ll use his weekends to search it out and find a new meaning behind his father’s untimely death.  The story is told from multiple view points, interspersing Oskar’s story with his Mother and Grandmother’s life stories, and the way they deal with Thomas Schell’s life and death.  Oskar is a very bright and funny young man who kills time by dreaming up inventions to make life easier for himself and people around him.  His personality pops off the page and affects the reader just as easily as it affects the other characters in the book.

     

    The pacing of the book is broken up between the different stories and sprinkled with full page pictures which at first glance may seem unrelated, but always drive a point (or a joke) home and sometimes entire pages have but a single sentence written on them.  The layout of the book lends well to the story, but it reads much faster than it seems.  It is as touching as it is funny, as sad as it is uplifting and definitely should find its way into your home.

     

    9.0/10 Brilliant


    Mahalo,

    Duke

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    Posted Feb 02 2007, 08:22 PM by Raul Duke with no comments
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