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  • Transformers Revealed.

     

     

     Here you go... I just can't get excited about this movie. I'll be sure to make a rant sometime soon. Bumblebee is a Camero. That's retarded. From IGN:

     

    Autobots

     

    Optimus Prime - "The king!"

    Bumblebee - "He's the same underdog character we always knew and loved." [Note: Except he's a Camaro in the movie.]

    Jazz - "He's eager to take on the Decepticons."

    Ratchet - "Ratchet, who was an ambulance in the cartoon, will appear in a new form."

    Ironhide - "The muscle. A tough soldier who can make any Transformer bust an o-ring just with his stare!"


    Decepticons

    Megatron - "He's been portrayed as pure evil but we're trying to get a little bit behind the evil in this movie. ... He has a slightly less idealistic version of what he thinks humanity is worth."

    Starscream - "Always secretly plotting to dethrone Megatron..."

    Brawl - "An extremely pissed off Decepticon."

    Bonecrusher - "The closest thing to a Constructicon in the film."

    Barricade - "The hunter of the group -- a cop car."

    Scorpinok - "Closest thing to Beast Wars or Dinobot in the film."

    Frenzy - "A smaller form able to infiltrate spaces -- a stealth spy."

    Blackout - "The guy who takes out our ability to fight back."


    Transformers
    rolls out on the big screen on July 4th. Keep watching IGN for the latest

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    Posted Aug 19 2006, 12:56 AM by sauer with no comments
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  • Movies of The Week 08/18/06

    Little Miss Sunshine (93% RT) - Sure this film has been out for a few weeks in selected cities, but this weekend is it's first wide release. I've seen a ton of ads for this film in the last week, this also happens to be one of the best reviewed movies this year (aka Sideways). Will it all payoff? I'm not so sure, the trailers fail to get me excited about this film. If anything, I want to see this strictly on word-of-mouth praise.

    Snakes On A Plane (78% RT) - After all the internet hype, the B-movie to end all B-movies gets released. Will the mainstream movie audience bite? Probably, but I still think this movie will be just terrible, and not in a so bad it's good kinda way.

    Accepted (34% RT) - This looks passable to me. The "Mac Guy" is in this. I'm bored already.

    Material Girls (NR) - Mean Girls 2 anyone? With the suprising success of Step Up and John Tucker Must Die, who knows what to expect.

    That's all for now. Enjoy your weekend.

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    Posted Aug 18 2006, 04:52 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • New Wes Anderson Film announced - "The Darjeeling Limited"

      


    Seems interesting. I'm always interested in what Anderson's going to do next. The Life Aquatic, was a bit of a let down, but still fun. I find it interesting that Jason Schwartzman co-wrote this one. I'm looking forward to seeing what he has to offer this time around.

     

    From HR.com:

    Fox Searchlight is getting into the Wes Anderson business. The Fox specialty division will be the home of the writer-director's latest project, "The Darjeeling Limited," which will star Anderson vets Owen Wilson, Jason Schwartzman and Adrien Brody. Principal photography is set to begin at year's end in India.

    The three will play brothers on a spiritual journey through India after the death of their father.
    "Darjeeling" is based on a screenplay from Anderson, Schwartzman and Roman Coppola. Anderson and Coppola will serve as producers on the film.

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    Posted Aug 16 2006, 07:23 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • Bad Idea: Ace Ventura 3

      

     

     It's been announced that a certain film company is looking to write a new Ace Ventura movie. Why? You know that Jim Carrey will want no part in it. Didn't anyone see how awful Son of The Mask, Dumber and Dumberer did? Even if, by some miracle, Carrey returned, does anyone really want to see it. The last time I watched Pet Detective, I realized just how aged the comedy was. It was almost the equivalent of watching a Paulie Shore movie. Good luck Hollywood.

    from Hollywood Reporter:

    Morgan Creek has begun the detective work on a kooky cold case. The production company has hired Jeff Sank and brothers Jason and Justin Heimberg to write a third installment of the hit franchise "Ace Ventura." The two previous "Ventura" comedies grossed more than $180 million domestically and helped establish Jim Carrey as one of the highest-paid comedy actors in Hollywood. The latest pet project is expected to center on the eccentric detective's son, who steps into his father's shoes to take over the family business.

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  • I want this shirt...



    you can vote for it and hope it somehow get's made here
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    Posted Aug 15 2006, 05:03 AM by sauer with no comments
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  • Weekend Box Office 08/11/-08/13/06

    1. Talladega Nights $ 23 Million $ 91.2 Million
    2. Step Up $ 21.1 Million NEW
    3. World Trade Center $ 19 Million NEW
    4. Barnyard $ 10 Million $ 34.1 Million
    5. Pulse $ 8.5 Million NEW
    6. Pirates of the... $ 7.2 Million $ 392.4 Million
    7. The Descent $ 4.6 Million $ 17.5 Million
    8. Zoom $ 4.6 Million NEW
    9. Miami Vice $ 4.5 Million $ 55.1 Million
    10. Monster House $ 3.3 Million $ 63.7 Million

     

    It appears that Nascar is still king this weekend. It also appears that a lot of teenage girls still watch dance movies, as Step Up had a higher then expected debut. World Trade Center did okay, but nothing too exciting. Considering the current state of terrorism alerts, this one could have been better timed.

    Next week comes the super-hyped Snakes on a Plane. Will all of the viral marketing be really effective? If the film does well expect a lot more films will silly titles and more focus on internet hype by marketing execs.

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    Posted Aug 14 2006, 04:46 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • Radiohead for Babies.

     

     I don't know about any of you, but I don't think playing Radiohead for babies is the best idea. Can you imagine the emotional scarring these kids will have when they grow up? Not to mention they could grow up to look like Thom Yorke, scary. At least they wouldn't ever need a Haloween costume.

    More commentary from pitchfork:

     

    We've heard reggae Radiohead. We've heard goth Radiohead. We've heard classical Radiohead. We've heard emo Radiohead. We've heard electronic Radiohead. We've heard hip-hop Radiohead.

    Now get ready for...baby Radiohead! On August 29, Baby Rock Records brings you Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Radiohead. Other planned lullaby tribute victims include Bjork, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Coldplay, Queens of the Stone Age, the Cure, the Beatles, and Tool.

    Not making this up:

    "Rockabye Baby! transforms timeless rock songs into beautiful instrumental lullabies. The delicate sounds of the glockenspiel, vibraphone, and other instruments will lull your little one into a sweet slumber. These versions of Radiohead are sophisticated enough for people of all ages, but sweet enough to introduce your child to rock's smartest band. Their album Kid A imagines the scope and power of music created by a newborn child. What will your baby dream about while drifting off to these serene interpretations of Radiohead's best-loved songs?"

    Eat it, Kidz Bop.

    Tracklist:

    01 No Surprises
    02 Let Down
    03 Subterranean Homesick Alien
    04 Airbag
    05 Paranoid Android
    06 Knives Out
    07 Karma Police
    08 There There
    09 Everything in Its Right Place
    10 2 + 2 = 5
    11 Sail to the Moon

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    Posted Aug 11 2006, 10:51 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • New Modest Mouse Album titled "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank"

       I don't think I could have come up with anything more honest. Let's hope this new album isn't as overproduced as the last.
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    Posted Aug 11 2006, 05:24 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • New Beck album on the way.

     

     

    Already? Being mostly unsatisfied by Beck's last record, I'm curious to see where he goes from here. Here are some more details on his new album "The Information" due Oct 3rd. Stolen from Pitchfork:

    If NME.com is to believed, the new Beck album is called The Information, and is out October 2 in the UK. We assume that means it's coming out a day later, October 3, in the U.S. on Interscope.

    As previously reported, the disc was produced by Nigel Godrich, features the songs "Cell Phone's Dead", "Think I'm in Love", and "Nausea", comes with a blank cover and a sheet of stickers inside for you to make your own art, and is paired with a DVD of videos for each song.

    Beck is currently on the road hitting the European festival circuit. NME reports that when he hits England's V Festivals on August 19 and 20, "He will be joined onstage by a group of puppets for his entire set."

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    Posted Aug 11 2006, 05:19 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • Movies of The Week 08/11/06

    Not too much too look forward to this week, in fact this is the weakest weekend we've seen all summer.

    World Trade Center (71% RT) - I have no doubt that this film will most likely hit the top of the charts this weekend. What's interesting is the timing. With what's happening in the world right now, will more people want to see this film, or less? It's hard to say, but personally with all this new airline terrorism being repeated on 24/7 new channels, I would not want to watch a film about terrorism right now. Forgive the cliche, but it's just "Too Soon" and at a really bad time.

    The rest of the films coming out this week look awful, most of them haven't been reviewed by critics, so i'll just list them.

    Step Up - It's a dance movie. Do people still watch these movies? I guess if "So You Think You Can Dance" is such a big hit, maybe people still like this kind of stuff. Consider my nose up.

    Pulse - It's another "the internet is haunted" movie. Like the others, don't expect much. Sure the Ring was about a videotape, but emails from the undead just seems way too silly.

    Zoom - If you have kids, you may have to see this. For that, I am truely sorry. This movie stars Tim Allen.

    That's all for this week, it seems like the summer movie season is finally coming to an end. Oscar season is upon us.  

     

     

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  • DVD Review: Shopgirl

     

     

      I'm not going to go into much detail here, mainly because I felt the film was a bit lacking in things to say. Despite what some will argue, this is basically Lost in Transalation II. While Lost in Translation hinted at the loneliness of the big city, and finding yourself amongst all the confusion. Shopgirl, well it's basically about the same thing. This time long-distance relationships seem to be the center point. Steve Martin comes off a little creepy as Danes love interest, with a few too many cringe inducing scenes for my weak heart. The film never really makes the age difference a huge hurdle, in fact it seems like more of a second thought throughout the film, which seemed a bit unrealistic. Is money really everything, almost I guess....?

       Negativity aside, the film was very well shot, written, and acted. Jason Schwartman steals pretty much every scene he's in, and has great material to work with, thanks to Martin's clever script. It's probably his best performance since Rushmore. What's really missing here is the purpose of all this. The film was based on a novella, and at times it feels a little overstretched. Martin's intentions are never fully understood or realized, until we are told by Martin himself through a voice-over. In the end I felt everything was pretty obvious, vaporizing why we went through all of this self-discovery int the first place. The Moral? It's okay to date older men with money, just make sure they want to hold you at night, cause otherwise you're better off with any bum that will love you. Sounds about right.

    6/10

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    Posted Aug 08 2006, 09:09 PM by sauer with no comments
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  • New Shins record delayed till 07

      

     

    Most indie rock bands release albums on a constant basis. Not the Shins, they've only released two albums since their 2001 debut. It makes you wonder if these guys have part-time jobs, because they really don't tour that often either. Now Sub-Pop has announced that the new album has been delayed till early next year. Maybe they're selling plasma? I wonder if they get a royalty everytime someone says "they changed my life", no wait, that would be Zach Braff. More from Pitchfork:

    Sorry everybody, no Shins in 2006. The life-changing band's third album, originally slated to come out later this year, has been delayed until early 2007, according to Sub Pop. But they do have a shiny new website, on which they wrote the following album update:

    "It gives us great pleasure to say that it is just weeks from being done! We can't leak any details, but we have never been more happy with anything that we've ever recorded before. And we can definitely say that it is due to the fact that we've been given so much time to perfect it. The record is the best we've ever done. We hope that you will agree."

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  • Wet Hot American Summer Director casts his new movie "The Ten"

     

        I loved Wet Hot American Summer and it's spoof on camp films, looks like we may have another cult comedy on our hands.

    From Hollywood Reporter:

    Indie comedy "The Ten" now has 12. Winona Ryder, Famke Janssen, Gretchen Mol, Liev Schreiber, Rob Corddry, Ron Silver and Oliver Platt have joined the City Lights Pictures satire that spoofs the Bible's Ten Commandments. Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Ken Marino, Paul Rudd and Justin Theroux already have boarded the project. Directed by David Wain ("Wet Hot American Summer") from a screenplay by Wain and Marino, the film is shooting in New York and Mexico. Jonathan Stern is producing alongside Marino, Rudd and Wain. Morris S. Levy is producing for MEGA Films, while City Lights' Danny Fisher is executive producing with Michael Almog. Michael Califra will co-executive produce, and Marcus Lansdell will associate produce for City Lights. City Lights' credits include John Waters' "A Dirty Shame" for New Line Cinema. The production company recently teamed with MEGA on the starrer "Descent." City Lights also is producing "Interrupted," a feature adapted from director Nicholas Ray's posthumous autobiography "I Was Interrupted" and directed by Philip Kaufman. Wain is repped by CAA and Principato-Young Entertainment. (Tatiana Siegel)

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  • Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

      

       Judd Apatow is officially a comedy genius, despite not being a comedian. In the past few years Judd has produced the funniest films in years. Anchorman, The 40 year-old virgin, and now The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Will Ferrell and Adam Mckay (ex-SNL writer) deserve some credit as well. Bringing back the original writing/directing crew for Anchorman was a wise decision. The three know comedy, and know how to exploit Ferrell's comedic insanity just right.

       Which is what makes Ricky Bobby so much fun to watch. It's very easy to see that the character of Ricky Bobby is a Will Ferrell creation, and not some studios big idea. Ricky comes off as a red-blooded American, with a touch of Ferrell's George Dubuwa impression. Ricky lives the American dream of a big house, a hot wife, and all the KFC he can eat. As the King of Nascar, Ricky plays a bit arrogant until things take a sharp turn for the worse. A gay French Formula One driver, played perfectly by Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G/Borat), comes to take away everything that Ricky worked for. Will Ricky Bobby be able to overcome losing everything and finish off his arch-nemesis?

       Like Anchorman, the key to Ricky Bobby's success is in it's ensemble cast. Some of the funniest lines in the film are uttered by various cast members. Will Ferrell knows not to concentrate entirely on his character. John C. Reilly does an equally excellent job as Ricky's best friend Cal. Gary Cole is great as Ricky's loser father, who always seems to have a beer in his hand at all times. Some of the funniest lines actually come for Walker and Texas Ranger, Ricky's two bratty kids. Strangely, the film has fewer cameo's then I was expecting, something Anchorman was full of. I guess everyone was too busy this time around?

       If there is one unfair disadvantage to having the same team as Anchorman, is that Anchorman was overall a much funnier film. While Talladega Nights had its fair share of laugh out loud moments, it's missing a bit of the zanyness of Anchorman. Nights is much more structured then Anchorman was, which may appeal more to mass audiences, but it may also lower the amount of repeat viewings. I've seen Anchorman multiple times and still laugh at different scenes each time. Nights seems to have fewer of these small moments that made Anchorman a repeat viewer. 

       Overall, this is the funniest film that has I've seen so far this year, and only the power of Borat may convince me otherwise. The laughs are constant and are usually consistant. Ferrell, McKay, and Apatow have created a comedy that embraces redneck culture as much as it makes fun of it. Nights is sure to be a crowd pleaser this summer.

    8.6/10.0

     

        

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  • George Romero is turning Japanese




    Romero has just signed to write and direct Solitary Isle, a film based on a short story by that guy who wrote the Ring. It's good to see the man get more work, but Land of the Dead was no masterpiece, maybe he'll fair better this time around.

     

    read more here

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