Sauer Reviews

Sauer's knee deep in his new PS3 and Metal Gear. Duke is newly single and struggling through a very dry season for games. Here's a couple super quick wrap ups: Wii review Boom Blox: Easily the most sensitive and well designed use of the Wii Remote...

I was surprised by Bully. I wasn’t by CSI: Hard Evidence. It was exactly what I expected it to be, a barely mediocre game who’s stories were compelling enough to want to finish, and game play barely an afterthought in the design process. CSI: HE is a...

Having just finished GTA IV, I wasn’t exactly excited to see that Gamefly sent me Bully: Scholarship Edition, a title that was pretty far down my list, but happened to be immediately available. Much to my surprise, I really enjoyed Bully, so much so that...

Ever since Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode One was announced, I’ve been waiting with bated breath to play it. I’m not a Penny Arcade fanatic, although I do take an hour or so a month to scroll through weeks and...

By now most of you have read some of the extremely positive, perfect 10/10 GTA4 reviews by the gaming press. I'm not hear to tell you that GTA4 doesn't deserve high scores. It does, but is it really flawless? Not even close. The truth is GTA4...

Now that the hype has settled a bit and it’s getting easier to find Wii-Fit in the stores, it’s about time to examine whether or not it’s worth the $90 to pick it up. The short answer: No, at least not yet. My biggest problem with Nintendo this generation...

Just a quick story/update for the site (more coming very soon, we PROMISE). Sauer and I are admitted Nintendo fanboys (One a little more so than the other) and of course got swept up into the Wii Fit hype. The problem is, we didn't get excited about...

WOWOWOW Some thoughts.. Radiohead, wow. Thom is a god. Greenwood a genius. Stage was filled with lots of shards that projected various colors of the rainbow, while several small video images of the band performing played in the background. They played...

So I stayed home sick yesterday from work, and devoted most of my day to GTA4. The game is extremely addicting. I'm having a very hard time putting it down. At about 10 hours I'm 20% finished, it's definitely a game that will keep me busy...

85% Forgetting Sarah Marshall - It's hard to forget that this film is being released this week. I think I started seeing previews for it last December. I thought it was already out on DVD. 58% The Forbidden Kingdom - Jackie Chan and Jet Li in a movie...

Hi.. WTF? Mortal Kombat 8 will have some sort of DC crossover. Why? It's also rumored that the only thing that made the MK series popular, (blood) will be removed. So sorry Marvel fanboys, you won't be able to rip out Batman's spleen and feed...

If you’ve already played God of War or GOW II, you can stop reading this review now, since Conan is simply a mediocre rip-off of the God Of War series that’s probably not worth your time (unless you’re utterly obsessed with seeing digital boobies, which...

56% Penelope - Not quite feeling this one, It's nice to see Ricci doing family films, but I kind of excpected a little more from her. 42% The Other Boleyn Girl - Scarlet and Natalie in a film together? How could they screw this up? Strike 1: rate...

Greetings loyal readers, every year I like to make a mix of my favorite songs. I then mail out copies to my closet friends. This year, I have made a few extra copies for the readers out there. To get a copy, please email your mailing address to rhino4evr...

Lots of announcements this week thanks to GDC. Let's get them out of the way. Gears of War 2 announced , surprises no one. Bionic Commando Rearmed gimped for 360 . What a bummer, I think it's time for Microsoft to drop that stupid download cap...